COLD BONES 02|25|06
WHAT UP NERDS! Here is a new bit of comedy for you, hot off the presses -- I mean the hard disk! At first glance, it may appear to be an audio-only ordeal, but upon closer inspection, you will discover it is actually a video - shot entirely from the perspective of Blind Guy. Just close your eyes and imagine you're him.
COLD BONES 02|07|06
HEY!!!
I thought I better take a drastic measure to get your attention since we haven't updated in so long. The hiatus we discussed earlier lasted longer than planned. This website is no longer dead. We shall return with updates for you in the near future. In the meantime, here's the outtake reel that a freak hard disk accident prevented me from uploading nearly six months ago. I hope you find it entertaining.

COLD BONES 09|08|05
For various reasons it was very difficult to get an update for y'all this week. It may not be up until next monday. Sorry!

COLD BONES 08|29|05
Due to circumstances beyond our control, we will be slacking for the next couple weeks. However, we have devised a way in which to entertain you and not miss any updates. We have updated every week since April 1st of this year (sometimes twice in one week), and we would like to continue this tradition.

Today we present to you the first video ever shot by your humble hosts here at UTTvids. We were disappointed with how it turned out, so we never released it. Think of it as a special feature on a DVD.

This video will be gone next monday and replaced with a special surprise. I'll bet you can't wait!

COLD BONES 08|15|05
This wraps up the brief Addict and Roommate series we had going. As always, please enjoy.

COLD BONES 08|15|05
Hey kids. Here's Coffee House. Enjoy our dry, arid humor. Arid like a desert. Which is dry. You know?

Oh, and before you ask what he sees at the end, be aware that next week's video will explain all.

Also, Episode III is on the archive page. Please do check it out. The somewhat slow Bobby series plays very well when presented in one 7 minute helping.

COLD BONES 08|07|05
Here youz go. Enjoy it. The EYE and I labored many hours on this fantastic creation. One might be inclined to call it 'eye candy.' Which has nothing to do with the EYE himself. I'm out.

COLD BONES 07|31|05
Many thanks to Silverstrange (aka Bobby) for his help with this video. It wouldn't be the same without him. Me and the <o> started editing next weeks video around 1:00 today. 6 hours later we were fnished. It is unlike anything we've created thus far. But for now, please enjoy Krazy Straw.

COLD BONES 07|25|05
A444444444['];] - this is the pearl of wisdom my new cat just created as she stepped on the keyboard. I know this isn't my personal website, but I have to tell you - I love my cat. You can call her Porcelina or Lina for short. Now she's crawled up my leg so she can witness the updating of UTT. A good hand licking while I type was just what I needed. My cat (and Elle's) are new as of saturday- and they are quite a bit of fun.

Alright, down to business. You came here for videos, not cat stories. Our latest work, Identity Theft, is now available for viewing. Episode II is also up, for those of you waiting to view this older material in it's newly consolidated form. Enjoy! Also - we just finished editing next week's vid. Calling it 'glorious' would be an understatement. It is the pinaccle of Boy's boyishnes, and there is no doubt you will find it acceptable. It is called Krazy Straw.

Last but not least, many thanks to Roguen and Gilder. Both of them were inspiration for this video - each in a different way.

THE EYE 07|17|05
fear not good peoples, the eye is still here. i just haven't had anything to say that bones didn't say. we've moved headlong into the next series - this of paw and boy. a short series, but a good one no less! do enjoy. and enjoy the new reformated episode 1! our message board has been quiet, and our email inbox empty... so feel free to let us know what you think; we love to hear from our fans, as well as those just checking us out. please do drop us a line if you want to say something. we appreciate it!
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COLD BONES 07|17|05
Another early update. I won't be around later this evening, so sunday afternoon it is. Today, we present Vitamins - and we begin the consolidation of our earlier work into 'episodes.' (see archive for episode I) When we began this crazy adventure, we had no intention of introducting continuity into the bag of tricks we use to make you laugh. As such, Episodes I & II do not really tell a logical story. Bobby was the first 'real' foray into this type of storytelling. We realize it was a bit over the top and hard to follow for those who don't religiously watch these videos. I think the next two months of work represent a sort of middle ground - as we are demonstrating with a short series of videos featuring Boy. Hats off to the EYE for the writing on this one. Many LOLs were had while trying to get our takes done.

In closing, thanks for sticking with us, and we hope you dig what we do.

PS - lots of people are still watching the crappy MPEGs. WHY? Do you not want to update your QT player, or what is it? If there's demand, I may be able to put up a WMV version.

COLD BONES 07|11|05
Video's up a tad early - so I don't forget it later tonight. Wanna Play started us on a short series featuring Paw and Boy - but mainly Boy. This is a good one.

COLD BONES 07|04|05
Thanks for sticking with us, peoples. Today's video concludes Bobby's series and begins a short series of adventures with Paw and Boy. We've got some really off the wall stuff in store for you over the next month or so. Good times ahead. Look out!

COLD BONES 06|27|05
Wassup, dudes and dudettes? This here is a fresh one - for two reasons. First - it was shot 4 days ago, and I just finished editing it. Second - it is delivered in a brand new format. For those of you who aren't running Quicktime, please go here to get it. If you have a problem running the video, you probably need to download the latest version. At least for now, we will continue to release our videos in the MPEG1 format as well, and they will continue to look like BUTT.

We wrap up Bobby's story next week, and the entire series will be available for download in one convenient 'episode'. Whose adventures will we follow next? You'll have to wait till next week to find out.

COLD BONES 06|20|05
The EYE and I have been looking forward to posting this vid since we finished editing. We spent more time on this one than any of the others in this series, and in UTT terms, it's an epic. Dig the Splinter Cell sequence?

Also, you should all be aware that there are a number of site improvements coming in the next couple weeks. We'll be consolidating the old videos into 'edpisoes' and doing so with a much more efficient codec. For you non-technical types, that means you can download them quicker AND they'll look better. Great! A more pleasant site layout among other things is also in the works.

HURRAH! The internet connection at the apartment is SUPER QUICK. This makes me happy. Happier than a pig in -- whatever it is pig's like to be in.

This week's LRR is really funny, by the way.

THE EYE 06|20|05
ah yes, the long awaited "hookup". enjoy it. we have some more good stuff coming to you all in the near future... especially if bones and eye get crackin on filming some new vids. and perhaps some more enlightenment on the mysterious prophesy... but who knows...
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COLD BONES 06|13|05
I've just returned from helping a friend with his recording studio project, and I'm ready to pass out. I could puss out and go to bed early -- but NO, NO I say! I will stay up and make sure the video is up on time!

We continue to follow Bobby's adventures this week with Source. For those not keeping track, the current storyline began with The Professor. What will happen next week!? Come back and find out - next week's video is our favorite in the series by far.

Oh, and I get my inter nets back on tuesday. Hoorah!

THE EYE 06|06|05
Special thanks again to smbc-comics.com for their adspace! Welcome to any newcomers, and especially welcome to anybody coming back for the second time! And to our regular visitors... *sobbing* we love you... Ahem... Right. We hope you'll like today's video, we think it's a good one. The story of young Bobby is just beginning, so make sure you come back next monday to watch the saga continue. Saga? Hmm... er... I dont know if saga's the right... aw, hell. Saga! Snipey wills it! Anyway, enjoy!
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