The Addict: A man whose greatest struggle is having to choose which of life's pleasures to indulge in next.
	Bobby: An inexperienced young lad, eager to sample all that the world has to offer.
	Boozehound: A well-spoken wino with mysterious origins.
	Boy: Son of Paw
	Paw: Father of Boy
	Snipey: Apparition of wisdom; soothsayer utilizing the tongues of each of his prophets.